Showing posts with label pirates of the caribbean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pirates of the caribbean. Show all posts

Monday, December 27, 2010

* WhAtS yOuR fEtIsH *

I had no Christmas this year...
My mom is in Arizona.
And their is no fucking way 
I am going to be stuck
In a car for ten hours with the 
Asshole, The " Homemaker" and the prick
Sorry mom.
Christmas was not worth that much agony...
Its supposed to be the time of cheer.
Plus who wants to be with family on Christmas
To watch low life's sit and use my mother for presents.
Hey Assholes
She's worth more than her credit card...
So My real family...
(Mom and Alex aside)
Rearranged my room,
Hung out,
Drank eggnog by the fire....
Ha ha just kidding about the fire and nog part..
And we went to FETISH BALL
At Area 51.
So the whole gang got together 
and
had a Birthday/ Christmas together


I was so happy
  I got to bust out the tutu again ha ha 

Of coarse once everyone was ready .... 
WE had to make or Christmas cards for the year ..
A little late i know but here the are



Ha ha
I love them
So when we went to area...
Everyone kept buying me drinks....
I learned alot to...
Like I like my shots dressed,
I prefer sex on the beach as a 
Shooter then a drink
Ha ha I was way wasted..
Hick was their as well


Oh my let me tell you how cute Hick is....
I have a love for this man...
HE is amazing
He is incredible
I would marry him in a hearbeat...
 Laugh all you want but i am
OBSESSED
With forrest gump.
Well this hick guy can quote forrest gump
more than i can...
And sounds like him naturally... ha ha

Oh my it was hot....
So...I drank
I Danced
&
I peed
& Flushed
& Peed some more
 









Once the seal was broken 
It was 
broken.

It was so much fun...
A much needed Christmas.
Sorry mom that Chris and I couldn't see you
But like i said before we will have our own soon.


Monday, December 20, 2010

.: LaSt Day BeForE tHe aGoNy :.

What a day!
What did i do the last day of being 20
Went and watched this movie right here
And let me tell you right now
It was FUCKING

So Kyle, Erin and I went to 



And started our adventure!!!
First we came across a big head that looked kinda scary,
Turns out it was just the
Head from the new
Pirates of the Caribbean!
Which I'm Super Stoked For!!!
May 20 Peeps.










Then Waiting for the show....
Kyle
The amazing guy that he is.....
Got me the most delicious beaner nachos ever from the
They were so yummy
I even ate the red, green, and black chips
( I know they are dye but still its not normal.)
They had the coolest soda dispensers ever
They had over 128 flavors
all in one thing.
It was so awesome
Cherry coke was totally scrumptious.






The Movie was Amazing
Next we went to my second home,
Got hair dye to do my do .
Maddys gift,
And a whole lot of nothing,
Went back home and got a early Birthday present from Erin.
It was a picture poem thing
It was way cute.

How centimental.
Kyle got me a amazing card from,
HE HE i love those little dudes.
Had a great night out....
Now time to strap my straps for tomorrow.
T.T.F.N