* HaPpY hOlIdaAyS *

F.M.L

Is all I have to FUCKING say

I HATE THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS....

Can someone please tell me what is so great about them ....

People change who they really are,

Obligate you for presents,

Actually start doing "charity" work,

Celebrate the birth of  "Jesus",

Christmas music,

                         My Birthday,

                                             Parents constantly bribing and lying to their children,

Give people the excuse to sit on their ass and gain twenty pounds,

AND don't even get me started on santa, oh Im sorry Mr. Fucking Claus. 

LET ME GIVE YOU A FUCKING REALITY CHECK.....

Don't smile at me and act like we are best friends just because its December,
Your still nothing to me.
Totally Invisible

Don't buy me a gift expecting one back or to hold it against me in the future , 

Do it just because, 

No Obligations

Homeless people are still homeless no matter what time of year it is... 

One month out of the year shouldn't be the only time they should eat well.

Their is no proof out their that your 

" Emmanual " 

Was born on Christmas Day.

(And honestly how can someone 

Get knocked up

 without 

getting something inserted in their va jay jay )

P.S. If you have a decent "excuse" please feel free to express your opinion 

Christmas music is great and beautiful the WEEK of Christmas

Not Halloween to New Years Eve.

How many Versions of Jingle bells can people come up with.

If i wrote a parody called JINGLE BALLS can i come out with a christmas album. 

To make five dollars and prove to people that i have a voice.

I am grateful and happy that my mom squeezed me out on this " BEAUTIFUL " month.

But don't come around on the one day that it SHOULD be all about me,

To put me down, 

To make you feel Better about your pathetic life.

You try to teach your children about honesty, 

Always be truthful, 

But sit their and say 

"You better behave or Santa will give a piece of coal for Christmas, "

But you expect your children to NOT believe in fantasies..

Don't Build up people's hope just to rain on their parade.

Oh and not to mention the obligation thing again.

PRAISE YOUR KID
 FOR WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
Because some parents aren't so grateful.

I understand that you get lazy, 

Its cold outside, 

Turkey Dinner is Fucking amazing, 

HOLIDAY COOKIES, 

But the only Exercise you shouldn't be getting that month
 Is CHRISTMAS SHOPPING....

INSTEAD OF HOVERING THE POTLUCK TABLE
 AT YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTY 

BE ON THE DANCE FLOOR 

SHAKING YOUR ASS OFF

LOSING CALORIES INSTEAD OF GAINING.

Then you use New years as a 

Pathetic 

&

Under achievable goal 

(That you make every year)

That your going to lose twenty pounds...

Why not strive for something that you can achieve.

Like stop talking shit behind people's back and try it to their faces....

They may say your a bitch but at least your honest.

Why is it okay for a Strange White Fat Man

To dress up in a red suit

And let YOUR children sit on their lap.

But help me god, 

If a stranger says Hi to your kid or even looks at them,

You accuse them of being a pedophile.

GET YOURSELF OUT OF THIS RIDICULOUS SOCIAL STANDARD 

AND 

LOOK OUTSIDE THE BOX...

WHAT REAL MAN WANTS TO DEAL WITH KIDS ALL DAY

FOR A SEASONAL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.

 WAKE UP PEOPLE

THE WORLD ISN'T AS PLEASURABLE AS IT SEEMS.

Anyways let me tell you about my amazing day....

I woke up 5 min before I had to leave for work.

So No makeup,

No coffee,

No breakfast,

No pants that fit,

One sock,

Hello Mother Nature,

Hello empty gas tank,

But...

No Red Lights,

Only 2 minutes late,

Money in sales,

Day went by fast,

Have Sunday off,

Lost Three pounds,

Spent the night dancing.

Work was amazing, 

Kicked ass in sales,

 &

Got my hours back 

Cause Mandy was tired of having to call me in to work

 When I would have been working already.

Came home had left over what a mocolic.

Watched an  amazing movie,

Drank coffee,

Got all ready and pretty,

Went clubbing at Area 51

With Jenny for some dudes birthday...

Just what i needed....

A DAY WITH MY PEAS...

Kyle would have came
 But he was so sick from subway....

FEEL BETTER CORNY BEANS.